Because Bangkok musings is a bit rubbish, innit?
Few random ideas…
‘No, I don’t want a Thai wife’ (accurate, but irrelevant)
‘You want boom-boom’ (words I hear every day, highly misleading)
‘Elephant tracks’ (actually not seen one of the big beasts since I got back. Where are they? Hopefully cleared off the streets and living in a jungle somewhere, but can’t see it)
Any more thoughts? I’ll maybe do a poll at some stage