Fracking hell – the PR machine is rolling

A flood of PR pieces in the ‘serious’ press this morning about Blackpool’s prospect of becoming the Dallas of the North care of fracking – the process of extracting natural gas from shale rock by injecting chemicals and fracturing it (fracking). You can find them in the Torygraph (probably the worst example), the Indy, the Guardian (probably the most balanced effort) and even the WSJ.

While there’s much talk of prosperity and the Aberdeen effect – and God knows the town needs it – what Blackpool doesn’t need is drinking water that goes up in flames, or another round of earthquakes. While jobs are welcome – invaluable, indeed – they can’t come ay any price. This kind of high-profile PR offensive shouldn’t be allowed to gloss over the risks of fracking. Until some of the questions are answered, Blackpool needs to keep the door ajar – if not quite closed – on fracking.

One final point; the gas fields in Morecambe Bay have been pumping out their produce since the mid-80s. Just when does Morecambe get its Aberdeen effect?

Five Championship clashes to get the pulses racing

It may seem like the season ended only five minutes ago, but it’s fixture time already, and time to start looking forward to the new season. OK, there’s no Liverpool, Manchester United or Arsenal to look forward to, but there are plenty of fixtures to make the pulses race. And anyway, it’s still better than the decades-long diet of Gillinghams and Brentfords.

1. Leeds United
Who are they? Former European Cup finalists, three times league champions, one FA Cup, two spells in administration. This year’s undisputed ‘big club’. We haven’t played them in decades
The gaffer; Just what kind of a reception will Simon ‘Larry’ Grayson get on his return to Bloomfield Road? Should be a good ‘un. Smart young coach who was a key instigator of Blackpool’s turnaround
The team; John Charles, Billy Bremner, Johnny Giles … the current crop couldn’t be more different. A collection of fairly prosaic lower league recruits forged into a decent side in typical Larry fashion. Kasper Schmeichel is probably the biggest name. Almost made the play-offs in their first season back in the division, but suffered something of a Devon Loch finish
The chief; Cuddly Ken Bates. One of the few chairmen who would struggle in a popularity contest with Blackpool’s own Karl Oyston. Or Mussolini, for that matter
The ground; Should be plenty of Seasiders getting a one way ticket to Elland back. Not the bearpit it once was but still pretty feisty
Most likely to play ’em; At 4am on a Monday morning
Most likely to; Suffer from second season syndrome

2. Burnley
Who are they? Another self professed ‘massive club’ – although reality seems to have intruded in recent years. Spending part of my youth in East Lancs, I grew to hate them as much as Preston, but now take a more nuanced view – was fun seeing them in the top flight. Still love it if we beat ’em though
The gaffer; Eddie Howe did superbly at turning Bournemouth round. Jury’s still out on his record at Turf Moor after a half-season of ups and downs
The team; Big-money signing Charlie Austin will be expected to make an impact this term. Winger Chris Eagles will be a key man if he sees out the last year of his contract
The chief; A combo of salt-of-the-earth East Lancs type Barry Kilby and flash (former) property developer Brendan Flood. Flood recently opened a ‘School of Football Business’ at t’Turf. They lost £11.7m to get promoted. But at least it wasn’t a School of Property Business, ey Brendan?
The ground; Expect splinters on your backside from the wooden seats and a lengthy wait in the dark, sewer-like area under the stand before a heavy police presence stands there and watches the locals try to provoke you. A fun day out for all the family.
Most likely to play ’em; When the police tell us to
Most likely to; Do a bit better than last season

3. West Ham
Who are they? Cheeky cock-er-ney monkeys who whisked up a team of World Cup-winners from up the apples and pears and play the game the way Bobby Moore intended. Yep, another lot who are stuck in the past and will be flashing their big club credentials at all and sundry
The gaffer; Another ‘Pool old boy in Big Sam Allardyce. That’ll be the reputation for silky football up the swannee then
The team; Seem to be recruiting well, if their bid for Kevin Nolan pays off. Could hardly be more spineless than the side that got them relegated last season
The ground; Never been to Upton Park. May never get the chance
The chief; Porn baron David Sullivan and friend of Alan Sugar Karen Brady. Anything less than promotion would be a financial disaster
Most likely to play ’em; Hopefully away when I’m in the country
Most likely to; Do a Newcastle

4. Leicester City
Who are they? Perennial yo-yo club with a big reputation
The gaffer; Lock up your daughters, guys, is Sven
The team; Expected to be big spenders. Everton’s sometimes unplayable, sometimes abysmal Yakubu may join permanently after a half-decent loan spell
The ground; The Walkers stadium is fantastic. So good, in fact, that it sent them under. Facilities for away fans leave a certain amount to be desired, however. And don’t even start me on the parking …
The chief; Of interest principally because of their Thai connections. Vichai Raksriaksorn is very politically connected and reportedly helped broker the deal that brought prime minister Abhisit Vejjajiva to power. Be interesting to see what happens to his hugely controversial King Power duty free empire should parties loyal to Vichai’s former ally Thaksin Shinawatra should come to power in the election next month …
Most likely to: Implode
Most likely to play ’em; Before they implode

5. Birmingham
Who are they? Gruff, defensive, but better than us in both games last season
The gaffer; Unknown at time of writing!
The team; See above! Ben Foster, Roger Johnson, Scott Dann and Liam Ridgewell all looked quality when we played them last season, but will they be there.
The chief; Hong Kong businessman Carson Yeung. Better stay quiet on this one
The ground; If it wasn’t for the big screen, the seats and the prices, you’d imagine you were back in 1990
Most likely to; Surprise us all!
Most likely to play ’em; In a televised Sunday lunchtime game

Five Bosmans who would look good in tangerine

Nobody knows what goes on in a football manager’s head, least of all Ian Holloway’s. But picking the next set of likely signings is a fun parlour game on a June afternoon when the temperature’s hovering around 30 here in Hong Kong. These are not neccessarily the top five free transfer players available, just a few who might fill a hole with the likes of Charlie Adam and David Vaughan possibly moving on…

The keeper; Joe Murphy, 29, Scunthorpe United
Why he might; Always had solid games against us and been one of Scunthorpe’s better performers on their couple of trips to The Championship. A big man with a big mouth, he’d a Republic of Ireland international with 300 league games under his belt
Why he might not; Likely to have options, with Coventry City reportedly looking at him as a replacement for Keiren Westwood. Involved in a mass brawl that earned him his marching orders in an entertaining game at Bloomers in the Colin Hendry era

The Knobber; Billy Jones, 24, Preston North End
Why he might; Would annoy that lot down the road almost as much as a certain aeroplane and a Countdown conundrum. Would be even more effective, as it wouldn’t involve them being capable of reading. A stylish, composed player from the Dario Gradi school who still has youth on his side, despite seemingly being around forever. Can fill in across the defence and midfield.
Why he might not; While his versatility is an asset, his favoured position is right-back, possibly the only position where Blackpool are remotely well stocked, with Neil Eardley, Alex Baptiste and Chris Basham all under contract and capable of playing there. And it might be too late

The Olly old boy; David Norris, 30, Ipswich Town
Why he might: Starred for Plymouth under Holloway. Consistent, all-action midfielder who can pass, tackle and cover ground …. a fitting replacement for player-of-the-season David Vaughan, if, heaven forbid, he goes
Why he might not: Was umming and erring over including him on that list as a move to Portsmouth seemed nailed on, but now that seems a good deal less certain. Of course, if Vaughan re-signs as we all hope he will, then he may not be a priority

The wild card;
Derek Riordan, 28, Hibernian
Why he might: A player with bags of flair, who could play anywhere across the frontline or behind the three strikers. Good for a goal every three games and would surely relish the chance to play in England
Why he might not: Never far from controversy off the field, and struggled in his last spell away from Hibs with Celtic. May not be quite the dressing room influence Olly is looking for

The fox-in-the-box; David Nugent, 26, Portsmouth
Why he might; May be one of the more unlikely players to have won a cap for England, but has always scored goals at this level. Was a phone call away from joining Blackpool last year and Olly clearly has an interest
Why he might not: Likely to attract decent interest and decent offers, and could always stay at Pompey

Bubbling under: Westwood of Coventry is one of a few who might choose the Premier League over Bloomfield Road. Marcus Hahnemann is a good keeper but, at 38, is a bit old. Giles Barnes of West Brom is exciting but inconsistent. Cardiff’s Chris Burke and Jay Bothroyd are also top-flight bound, in England or Scotland. Barnsley’s ex-Preston man Matt Hill might be worth a look if Stephen Crainey goes.

Next week, in the next blog in association with Blackpool Vital, we’ll take a look at five Championship fixtures worth getting excited about

Five moments that cost Blackpool FC their place in the Premier League

11 June 2009 – Cristiano Ronaldo leaves Manchester United for Real Madrid
How could Blackpool be relegated a year before they were promoted? In the way only Blackpool could. You see, Ronaldo was the man who often got United through a tough test, especially away from home. His departure paved the way for Chelsea to win the title at a gallop, prompting them to dump some of the veterans who’d helped them to the title – in short, the best two teams in the country got downright worse over a couple of years. And that showed in the league table. Manchester United took 90 points and Liverpool and Chelsea were in the mid-80s. By implication, that meant the bottom clubs did worse. The 39 points Blackpool won would’ve been good for 16th place. By contrast, this season the champions managed only 80 points. The top four dropped points to everyone in the division … bar Blackpool. The departure of Ronaldo was the trigger.

Saturday 14 August 2010 – Blackpool beat Wigan Athletic 4-0
Wondering how a 4-0 away victory over your relegation rivals could possibly be a downer? Well, of course, it couldn’t. It set off a giddy chain of unbelievable form that really only ended in February, with a 3-1 home defeat to the division’s worse side, West Ham. But did the victory, or rather the manner of it, mask a litany of deficiencies? Wigan were poor, but still had decent chances before Gary Taylor-Fletcher scored Blackpool’s first Premiership goal. Would more have been spent – or money spent differently – had the picture been a bit less rosey? Was enough doine to integrate a flurry of new signings? Did the fans get complacent?

31 January 2011 – transfer deadline day
The one most fans – at least those who frequent message boards and mailing lists – seem to pick out! A few wobbly moments had given cause for doubt, despite an exhilerating start to the campaign. But despite a slew of signings in the transfer window, only loanee Jason Puncheon made a major impact in the closing months of the season. And there seemed to be a shadow over star man Charlie Adam – although he more than showed his worth in the last three games of the campaign. There are the usual moans – not without justification – that chairman Karl Oyston was sat on a fat wallet of Premiership cash that, if opened, could have delivered a more positive impact. Quantity wasn’t the problem, but the truth is that James Beattie, Segei Kornilenko, Andy Reid and Salaheddine Sbai delivered little. Perhaps one or two more expensive, or more imaginative buys would have delivered more – and still would be next season, unlike the above, all of whom have left.

Approx 4.50pm, Saturday 19 March 2011
Leading 2-1 at Ewood Park, deep into injury time, it seemed Blackpool were about to drag Lancashire rivals Blackburn Rovers deep into the relegation mix. Brilliance by Charlie Adam (we’ll ignore the highly dubious penalty) had put Blackpool in control, and the seconds were ticking away. Enter Richard Kingson. The keeper had enthralled for Ghana in the World Cup and beguiled since replacing the injured Matt Gilks. But he never looked at all confident under the high ball. Victory would have given Blackpool momentum. The draw felt like a defeat, not to mention a kick in the teeth. Typically, Kingson plays like a star for his country against England at Wembley a few days later. He took his leave of Blackpool this week.

Approx 4.11pm, Sunday 22 May
Yep, that’s right. The moment Gary Taylor-Fletcher put the Seasiders ahead at Old Trafford. Sure, it took ‘Pool two places outside the relegation zone – but was it worth it? Was going ahead exactly the wrong thing to do at that moment in time? It seemed to galvanise – well – everyone. United looked annoyed to be behind. Birmingham hit back at Tottenham (albeit fruitlessly) and Wolves realised they needed to get back into their home game with Blackburn. Would it have been better to hold on to the point, wait a little while, maybe nicked one at the end. But the moment passed. It’s all memories now, the result’s in the record books and ‘Pool are in the Championship. Still, we’ll always have Wigan

This is the first in a semi-regular series, BTW (meaning it’ll probably be the last)

Home truths from abroad

I’m not allowed to vote in the local elections in Blackpool (due to moving to Hong Kong in January). And it’s probably just as well.

In my ward, Tyldesley, there’s a true Hobson’s choice. We can pick a couple of Labour candidates who we kicked out four years ago, or a couple of Tories who’ve got a profile lower than a snake’s belly (sersiouly, I once pushed their names through the archive at The Gazette and came up with one – yes, one – reference to one of them. And it wasn’t even for council business) and a list of achievements that’s as short as the membership list of the Nick Clegg appreciation society. Not even a paper Lib Dem to break up the monotony. For the first time, I’d be faced with the unedifying prospect of spoiling my ballot paper – there’s just nothing between ’em.

It’s a similar picture in much of Blackpool. The same old faces from the same old parties. The only candidates I can really vouch for are the ones I know personally. The town hall would be a better place if Jon Bamborough won in Anchorsholme and Steven Bate took Ingthorpe. And it would be a poorer place without Fred Jackson in Victoria, Jim Houldsworth in Marton (even though some people really don’t seem to like him), Lily Henderson in Highfield and Henry Mitchell in Bispham, all old stagers with a contribution that goes beyond sticking their hand up when the party whip tells ’em too.

For a fuller preview, have a look at the always excellent Philtheone blog. Phil predicts a balanced council with two Lib Dems holding the balance of power. I think a couple of independents might just muddy the water and that Labour’s youthful leader Simon Blackburn might find himself in trouble (voters in the western part of Lancashire seem to have a taste for decapitation – up in Lancaster, no sitting council leader has held their seat since 1995).

There’s an even more comprehensive look forward to the vote in Fylde, where independents are likely to prevail, on Counterbalance – just a thought, but isn’t this the kind of thing local newspapers used to do?

Government’s new jobs blow for Blackpool

SO Preston has its long-awaited Tithebarn project – or at least permission for it. Who is going to sump up £700 million for a shopping centre in this economy is anyone’s guess so, much as with Blackpool’s ill-fated casino plans, we’re going to see years of potential developers being scared off by the potential behemoth in their midst.

But far more interesting is the small print. Apparently, according to the Lancashire Telegraph’s estimable Tom Moseley, the inspector accepted the arguments by Blackburn and Blackpool councils that the scheme would kill more than 1,000 jobs in surrounding towns.

That’s on top of the 1,000 jobs going at Blackpool Council. And 2,000 or more at Blackpool’s civil service sites.

That’s on top of the fact that the inspector believes the scheme will clog up Preston’s already congested city centre.

So why did he approve the scheme? Erm, he didn’t.

Apparently he’s been over-ruled by Tory minister in charge, Eric Pickles, who was, perhaps, excited by the prospect of the Tithebarn’s array of pie shops.

So that’s Blackpool shafted in three different ways in six months under the new administration . . . which rather begs the question, when are they going to do something for us?

Those cuts hit home . . . and why they won’t work

The news that close on 1,000 Blackpool Council workers are to be axed brings the pain and misery of the government’s Comprehensive Spending Review home.

To put it in perspective, here are a few figures. According to Nomis statistics, there are 141,000 people in Blackpool, of whom 59.5 per cent are of working age. Of those, 77.6 per cent were ‘economically active’ of whom 7.3 per cent were unemployed. A few back-of-the-envelope calculations puts the number of jobs in the town at approximately 60,500. So a tad under one in 60 of the jobs in Blackpool will go.

And that’s not the worst of it. The most telling line from the above statstics is that just 30.9 per cent of the jobs in Blackpool are in ‘managerial and professional/technical occupations’. Thats a quarter less than in the North-West as a whole (40.6 per cent) and almost a third less than the UK average (43.5 per cent). We still have no idea what the breakdown of the cuts will be – but it’s not hard to imagine that plenty of those drilled out will be at a professional grade. While it may be that one 60th of the jobs go, the likelihood is that the amount of money taken out of the local economy will be significantly larger.

And, before the predictable comments start about ‘cushy public sector jobs’ and ‘useless layabouts’ – consider these two points;

Firstly, there are feckless wasters in any organisation, there certainly have been in any I’ve worked for – probably plenty in a body as big as the council. No, they wouldn’t be missed, but consider this – feckless wasters become feckless wasters ’cause they’ve been in post for a long tim and no-ones has ever quite had the heart to push them or sack them. They’ll not be putting in for voluntary redundancy, will be last in line for compulsory redundancy and if anyone tries to push them, they’ll know every trick in the book to stay just where they are. Redundancy is no way to deal with wasters. Secondly, people in the public sector are treated decently by their employers – shouldn’t we all be? OK, so we can’t afford their pensions any more, but are thing like flexi-time not something every employer should be aspiring to offer?

So we wait for the private sector to mop up. After all, those nice business leaders said they’d create more than enough jobs to satisfy demand (in that letter to the newspapers that they weren’t, in any way, coerced into writing).

Well, let’s see what’s on offer in the ‘Pool today?

New Media telesales executive – telesales
Automotive Operations / Telephone / Call Centre Account Manager – telesales
Sales & Marketing Assistant – sales (but you’ve got to speak Russian)

You can probably get some idea of the kinds of jobs on offer from the conversation I had with a pimply ‘Jobcentre’ operative during my (mercifully brief) period of unemployment early this year; “Do you have any sales experience? Social care experience?” – the ‘then forget it’ was unspoken, but implied.

So where are these council staff going to end up? Who is investing in Blackpool? The Pleasure Beach? It’s just had to go cap in hand for a loan from . . . the council (there’s £5m well spent – I wonder which lucky teacher, social worker or technician is going to get minimum wage for wearing the Dora the Explorer costume?) Then there’s Merlin, which is doing some very promising work on upgrading The Tower after it was bought by . . . the council (with rather controversial government help). Merlin’s attractions promise to be stunning and may go some small way to keeping Blackpool’s regeneration ticking over at a time when it could quite easily splutter into reverse gear – but jobs it directly creates are more likely to be low-paid and seasonal – not the sort that will keep paying the mortgage on a three-bedroom house in Heron’s Reach, or keep Bispham’s Sainsbury’s open.

And therein lies the problem. Who in their right mind is going to invest in Blackpool at a time when one 60th of the jobs – some of the best jobs – are going? It’s more likely that stores and services will be withdrawn and, as the recent, farcical case of B&M Bargains shows, there’ll always be somewhere better located and with a bigger stock of desperate jobseekers – so forget manufacturing and distribution work.

And all this is before we factor in the jobs that are about to be lost in the civil service here . . . perhaps up to 2,000. And when one 60th becomes one 20th, the effects start to look apocalyptic . . .

Like so much of ther North, Blackpool is being left to rot – just as it was in the 80s. And it’s done purely on ideological grounds. To say the country is close to bankruptcy is ridiculous. Sure, belts will need to be tightened for a good few years yet (they could start by not wasting money on pointless schemes like this) but a severe economic downturn is no time to be taking money out of the economy – especially in areas that were already suffering. We’ll see how much damage they inflict this time . . .